Boy: Want to hear a joke? Girl: Sure Boy: Knock Knock Girl: who's therer? Boy: Marry Girl: Marry who? Boy: Marry me?
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boy: wanna hear a good joke ? girl: sure. boy: knock knock girl: who's t
boy: wanna hear a good joke ? girl: sure. boy: knock knock girl: who's that ? boy: mary. ... girl: mary who ? boy: marry me ! ♥
You're the apple to my pie; You're straw to my berry; You're the smoke t
You're the apple to my pie; You're straw to my berry; You're the smoke to my high; Cuz you're the one I wanna marry ♥♥' :)
Dear Bruno Mars, I want to MARRY YOU, and I'd definitely catch a GERNADE
Dear Bruno Mars, I want to MARRY YOU, and I'd definitely catch a GERNADE for you. You don't have to be a BILLIONAIRE, because I love you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
Doctor says, if you don't marry, don't drink, don't smoke, don't sleep l
Doctor says, if you don't marry, don't drink, don't smoke, don't sleep long you life longer. but thats a lie. you don't really life longer, it just feels like... xD
Bruno : I wanna be a millionaire Girl : Yeh , me too i could buy so nice
Bruno : I wanna be a millionaire Girl : Yeh , me too i could buy so nice clothes then ... Bruno : No you're perfect just the way you are Girl : Would you marry me ? Bruno : No but I'd catch a grenade for ya ... *girl gets hit by a grenade* Bruno : Today i don't feel like doing anything ... :D By S.L
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad. Girl: Yeah, me too
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad. Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes. Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are. Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me? Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya. Girl: Really? Even today? *Girl gets hit by grenade* Bruno Mars: Today, I don't feel like doing anything.

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