An American says to a Greek: «In USA we have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.» So, the Greek replies: «In Greece we have George Papandreou, No Wonder, No Hope and No Cash.»

Love is hope.. Love is luck.. Love take people back to life.. You see.. Love is beautiful:)♥♥

Advent, my english brennt Do you speak English? -Me not.... =) I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird. When the snow falls wunderbar And the children happy are, When the Glatteis on the street, And we all a Gluehwein need, Then you know, es ist soweit: She is here, the Weihnachtszeit. Every Parkhaus is besetzt, Weil die people fahren jetzt All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things And the Christmasglocke rings. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits ... Mother in the kitchen bakes Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks Daddy in the Nebenraum Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum He is hanging auf the balls, Then he from the Leiter falls ... Finally the Kinderlein To the Zimmer kommen rein And es sings the family Schauerlich: \"Oh, Chistmastree!\" And then jeder in the house Is packing die Geschenke aus. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits ... Mama finds unter the Tanne Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne, Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, Everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TiVi, All around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs: Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr With Tatü, tata daher, And they bring a long, long Schlauch And a long, long Leiter auch. And they cry - \"Wasser marsch!\", Christmas das is now im Arsch ... Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits... (unbekannter Künstler)

Gestern Night I sleep very well, in my quitschend Bettgestell! But in the midle of the Nacht, ist der scheißdreck eingekracht! I hope that dir that nid passiert, und that my english better wird! Wenn dus magst klick auf "LIKE"

I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell, but in the middle of the nacht is that scheißteil eingekracht!!!!!!!! I hope that dir das nie passiert, and that my English besser wird

gebt in "google übersetzter...." i love my class! we are the best!! YOU are the best! i love you,guys! I miss you...ALL! You´re the best classmates,ever! Nobody can top you! I wished ,i´ll never lose you,i really hop, you all think so! and i hope you really liked the "Book"! I´ve just done it for you,because YOU are my V.I.P´s! I´m so glad,that you came to my difficult life,now it´s much stranger but that isn´t important..YOU or better WE are important.love you! ....ein und lacht was er übersetzt!!