Haha, ich liebe es, sowas im Internet zu lesen: SMS-Gespräch: "i just had sex :D" "OMG LAYLA!!!! what about your purity ring? YOU PROMISED,YOU SWORE!!!!!! WHY? OMG OMG OMG LAYLA i'm very very very very very disappointed.... get home now, we have to talk." "mom? omg, omg, OMGGG!! don't worry, mom, i didn't have sex, I SWEAR!!!! it's a song, mommy, and it's named 'i just had sex', and i wanted 2 send it to jessica!!" "it's a very bad excuse, don't you know, layla? i don't know a song named 'i just had sex'. don't lie to me. GET HOME! i'm still angry!!" "of course it's a song! i swear, mom! it's by 'the lonely island' feat akon! believe me, mom! i don't lie!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!" "hahaha. a band named 'the lonely island'. IT ISN'T FUNNY, LAYLA AND I'M GETTING ANGRIER!!!!! i wanna see you at home!!!!!! STOP LYING!" "google it, mom, it's a song named 'i just had sex' by 'the lonely island feat. akon' AND JESSICA LISTENS TO IT ALL DAY! GOOGLE IT!!!" "oh..... i'm sorry.. a little embarrassing.. i trust you, layla....."
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Akon in 2005 "lonely" Akon in 2006 "I wanna Fuck You" Akon in 2008 "I wa
Akon in 2005 "lonely"
Akon in 2006 "I wanna Fuck You"
Akon in 2008 "I wanna make love right na na na"
Akon in 2010 "I Just Had Sex"
Akon in 2012 "I have a baby"
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Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day of my life Such a
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
It's a day that I'll never miss
Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day of my life
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die wit...
Akon 2006 - 'I Wanna Fuck You'. Akon 2010 'I Just Had Sex'. Akon 2014 'I
Akon 2006 - 'I Wanna Fuck You'. Akon 2010 'I Just Had Sex'. Akon 2014 'I've Got Aids'.
Akon - 2006 - 'I Wanna Fuck You" Akon - 2010 - 'I Just Had Sex " Nach 4
Akon - 2006 - 'I Wanna Fuck You"
Akon - 2010 - 'I Just Had Sex "
Nach 4 Jahren kommt bestimmt so 'ne Single raus:"
 I've got aids"  
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"im coming Home, coming Home... tell the World..." Alter mach einfach di
"im coming Home, coming Home... tell the World..." Alter mach einfach die Tür auf...
Our love is like a Song...You can`t forget it !
Our love is like a Song...You can`t forget it !

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