A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. SICK BASTARD.
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I remember the times we spent together All those drives, we had a millio
I remember the times we spent together All those drives, we had a million questions All about our lives And when we got to New York everything felt right I wish you were here with me, Tonight I remember the days we spent together, were not enough, it used to feel like dreaming Except we always woke up, Never thought not having you here now Would hurt so much Tonight I've fallen and I can't get ...
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anyth...
I'm so sick of lovesongs, so tired of tears, so done with wishing you we
I'm so sick of lovesongs, so tired of tears, so done with wishing you were still here ♥ ne yo - so sick (:
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Plea
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary. Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Now slow down! Boy: Now give me a hug. Girl: *gives boy hug* Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy: I love you, babe. Girl: I love you too. Just slow down, PLEASE! (In the paper the ...
I didn't slaped you. I High Fifth your face ! ;)
I didn't slaped you. I High Fifth your face ! ;)
Du bist ein Bastard bittest mich um Ratschlag, wenn ich dich vom Rad sch
Du bist ein Bastard bittest mich um Ratschlag, wenn ich dich vom Rad schlag, machst du ein Radschlag

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